Tuesday, February 17, 2009

AMERICAN IDOL IS BACK

TOP 36, GROUP 1
Jackie (eh), Ricky (surprisingly good), Alexis (good voice), Anoop (<3), Brent (cute but eh), Michael (eh), Tatiana (gag), Danny (lame song but good), Ann Marie (eh), Stevie (just..no), Casey (terrible song choice, cute outfit), Steven (like him but hated the song)

tops: Anoop, Alexis, Danny, and Ricky
bottom; everyone else.

Question: why do these people pick the LAMEST song choices ever... just saying.

Stay tuned for more...

Sunday, January 25, 2009

I'M BACK

YES TVFAIRY IS BACK, REJOICE ALL.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Gossip Girl Roundup

It's been awhile, here's a quick character/plot update:

Jenny: got a terrible terrible make-over type thing. Mullet-y hair, racoon eyes and a sudden affinity for leather biker jackets and dancing in her underwear. Also for staging "guerilla" fashion shows with her bff model agnes (who doesnt really seem that tall or modell-y to me) at Lily's charity event. Rufus subsequently flips out at this (although Lily surprisingly liked it- how?) and she then runs away from home. Cliffhanger- where is she going, do we care?

Nate: moved in the with the Humphreys and developed a sudden affinity for Jenny, out of nowhere. They proceeded to make out twice, which kind of creeps everyone out since in real life he's 8 years older than her (she's 15).

Dan: Still annoying, still trying to be "friends" with Serena. Bromance with Nate suffers a setback when he finds out he's macking on his little sis and he's not happy about it. Also tries to give Blair advice about Chuck but it blows up in their faces.

Serena: also still kinda annoying and also still dressing REALLY slutty. what is up with that? Anyway she met a cutish/wannabe hipster guy at Rufus's gallery and apparently went to camp with him years ago. he asked her out but she keeps getting disheartened by the seeming flock of girlfriends/friends/lovers.

Blair: still awesome. her and Chuck realized they like the game too much to become a "couple" (why they can't still be doing it is a mystery to me). Blair is also still trying to get into Yale, and gets tricked by Serena into babysitting the deans friends daughter. Hijinx ensue when the girl runs away to "cash in her v-card" as gossip girl is apt to say. in the end Blair gets in the good graces of the deans friend and is seemingly in at Yale.

Vanessa: still hate her. she gets upset seeing Jenny and Nate together (understandable i guess) but is still REALLY annoying.

And that's what I got.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Gossip Girl: The College Years

This week the whole gang goes to Yale (apparently its become all of their dreams) set up for the future of the show? Who knows. Anyway. Serena is all miss-socialite-party-girl now (apparently, as we haven't really seen any of it, lame) and is on page 6. She was planning on going to check out Brown for the weekend (shoutout to RI), but when Blair tells her she's not that smart and probably couldn't get into Yale anyway, she decides to check it out (especially since she got a hand written invitation from the dean (who does that?)
Meanwhile, on the boring little J front, she is trying to convince her dad to homeschool her a la annoying Vanessa. Rufus is all I think you should go to school Jenny (duh) and she's like, come with me to work for a day and then after tell me what you think and I'll listen.
Back at Yale, Nate is chatting up some collegiate girl when she starts talking about how Nate Archibald is on campus and all this crap about his father (who really cares) and Nate gets freaked out and tells them all his name is Dan Humphrey. Yeah I can see this ending well. Cut to Nate and college girl making out in her room. Was it the old, let me give you a tour of a real college dorm room... I highly doubt a chick in college would hook up with a high schooler visiting, but c'est la vie. I guess Nate is pretty hot when you don't know him so well.
Blair is having her interview with the dean, and she is stumbling majorly. He asks her what there is to her besides what's in her essay and she can't come up with much. The deans like there was this lovely girl before you who was just in a fashion show for fun (true Yale material). Blair's like, I'm more traditional (i.e. boring) and the dean is not impressed. She starts blabbing about how shes not charming and friendly (like Serena) and everything is in her essay. Uh oh. As she's leaving she kisses the dean on the cheek awkwardly and runs away. Double uh oh.
Ok, also- I must comment on Serena's wardrobe choices for her interview. She is wearing a ridic low cut shirt and looks pretty slutty. The whole episode she dresses like a ho- is this part of her new "shining" personality?
Anyway Chuck is chilling on the campus when some dudes come and kidnap him. He's thrilled cause its the Yale secret society thing and he's always wanted to join. They tell him he needs to prove his loyalty, so first he hooks them up a bunch of strippers (prostitutes?), which is all well and good, but they want more. What is it they want? The one and only Nate Archibald (big man on campus eh?) Apparently the head dude's family lost their Newport home cause of Nate's evil dad (how, no idea). So to prove his loyalty to them, Chuck must get Nate and bring him to them.
Over in CC (college chick) dorm, they are still going at it when Dan knocks on the door, muttering about CC reading his writing and getting him a recommendation. Then he sees Nate in the bed and is like oh look there's Nate Archibald and CC is like um no that's Dan Humphrey, then a lightbulb goes off and the old switcheroo is clear. Durr. Nate is kicked out and is soo over Yale. He calls Chuck and they agree to meet up at some bar off campus. He tells the secret society guys the plan is in motion. But, alas! He sends them after Dan instead, since Chuck is still mad at him for trying to exploit him and write about his life for Dan's benefit. Ah teenagers.
Serena gets a call about a party at the deans house that night, and Blair is furious she didn't get one. She subsequently bribes the dean's secretary and scores an invite. The girls show up at the party, Serena in a slutty tight dress and Blair in a high collared long sleeved one. Hmm. Apparently the dean likes to play this game where he asks everyone who they would like to have dinner with, living or dead. Chuck tells Serena what Blairs answer was and tells her to use it (he's still trying to get back at her). Serena tells Blair she plans on using her answer (stupidly) and fills out her form right in front of Blair, yeah like she's not going to pick up the paper and change her answer. I guess Serena really isn't that smart. The girls try to one up each other impressing stuffy old people until the game starts. The deans picks up Serena's paper and says her person is Peter something. Blair is all, oh that's the guy she killed. Too far Blair. Blair starts yelling out things and embarrassing herself and they take it outside. They start fighting and the best moment of the show comes when Serena goes "I hate this headband!" and rips it off Blairs head. Classic. They stop fighting and decide to just ignore each other from now on. Let's see how long that lasts.
The secret society dudes all head into the bar that Nate's at, talking about how the "taught Nate A a lesson." Real Nate is all, excuse me I'm NA. Then he pushes one guy down and runs away. Oooh tough. He finds Dan in his boxers tied to some statue in the middle of campus. He is unsuccessful at untying him, until College Chick comes by and saves the day and unties him.
Next day: Serena is wearing a really unflattering tight white sweater dress and white (?) tights, whilst Blair is wearing a married-lady hat and scarf. Odd outfit choices. They tell each other they were going to tell the dean the other one deserves to get in (aww) and decide to be friends again. That was fast. Serena gets a call from the dean basically telling her she's in and can they do a press release? Clearly the school wants her for her quasi-celebrity factor. She asks about Blair and the deans all, she can wait until spring. The girls are all drippy and blah blah whats mine is yours. Um they can go to different schools, but I guess now theyre best friends they have to stick together. Ah well lets see what happens.
Nate is mad at Chuck for sending the SS dudes after Dan, since he's actually a pretty cool guy, says Nate. He decides to take the train with his new boyfriend, I mean buddy, Dan instead of the car with Chuck. Oooh boy drama, not as interesting.
Oh, and Rufus decides to let Jenny be homeschooled for a semester after seeing Lily in Serena's hoe dress. That's right. Whatever.
And there you have the gangs trip to Yale! Hooking up, secret societies, bitch fights and Dan in his boxers! Pretty successful eh?
Next week there's something Blair vs. Vanessa drama (looks promising).

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

DVR overload

Due to the holidays I am behind on lots of tv. No heroes or prison break for the past 2 weeks. (Heard Heroes was bad anyway...) Good thing I have DVR, if only I had time to watch....

Still looking for guest writers...inquire within.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

PR: No Flower Power Here

Mini recap:

Challenge: create an evening gown inspired by a flower at the NY Botanical Garden.

Kenley is still an annoying bitch, she leaves her tulle at Mood and the other designers (only 4 of them left!) refuse to give them theirs (ha) and she has to go back and get hers.

Leanne makes a light purple dress that is kinda cool from the front but messed up in the back with a random piece of dark purple as a train (?) The judges, including guest Georgina Chapman (of Marchesa) have a problem with this, but Heidi says in general its a pretty dress.




Korto makes an orange dress which is nice that its a different color but it looks kinda like a prom dress with lace in the back. Kors says its pageanty, although very well made.



Jerrel makes an interesting dress but it looks like its going to fall off the model and the shape is a little weird. The judges like it generally except for the fit at the top.



Kenley makes an ugly dress out of scaly pink fabric with leave-fin-y things on the bottom and mock turtleneck top. She raves about how much she loves it but the judges cut her down and call it creepy and cliche. Kenley gets an attitude with Heidi, who is not having it and Kenley is an asshole.




In the end, Jerrel wins (he and Leanne were in the top 2) and, shocker!, no one is eliminated. All 4 get to show at Bryant Park (even though we know actually the top 6 got to show).

This episode had a lot of tears, a lot of bitchiness and not very good designing, so hopefully they can all step it up next week for the finale (although you can see their lines online, and it looks like Leanne and Korto have the best).
I think I'm rooting for Leanne here.

Side note- why do all the models look so upset/pissed off in these photos? it looks like they really don't want to be wearing those dresses....

GFY

Funny blog about boston sports:

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