Last Night's TV

1. How I Met Your Mother: First time watching this show- but since Britney was guest starring on it I figured I might as well see how the trainwreck would fare. Plus Lindsay's always raving about the show. I don't think I will neccessary watch it again, but this ep was definately entertaining. Also guest starring on it, as a dermatologist, was Sarah Chalke (Elliot from Scrubs). She is so funny, I enjoyed the eopisode mostly becuase of her. Britney player her ditzy receptionist, and she did look good and was pretty decent acting as her character. All in all it was interesting to see her looking like that after all the negative press shes got for being a crazyface mess.

2. The Hills: It's back! Lauren and Whitney jetted off to Paris to help at some debutante ball for Teen Vogue (although I'm not really sure what T. Vogue had to do with it?). Anyway they get there and go pick up their ballgowns first (after chooseing to that over something they actually needed to do for their job- hey they come first eh?). They get gowns from Alberta Ferreti and go back to their hotel. The next day they go help at a photo shoot, and Lauren just kinda stands around while Whitney awkwardly asks the debutantes some questions. I don't think journalism is her strong point. Lauren gets a call from BF Audrina, who tells her that she saw Brody out at Les Deux last night and he was with a girl and kept calling her his gilfriend. What? Lauren and Whitney have been gone for TWO DAYS. Right before they left it seemeed like Brody and Lauren were like almost together and 2 days later he has a new gf? And Lauren was like oh everythings going to change after Paris- The ONE week they are there. It's like time moves slower in the Hills or something. Or Brody's a hoe. That's probably more like it. Anyway back in Pareee Lauren and Whitney meet up with some French band that I'm not exactly sure how they know. The scruffy guitarist tells his bandmates that Lauren's cute and spends the night staring at her. After they go to the eiffel tower and pop some champagne. During all this Whitney exclaims oooh its so pretty like 4 times and it's really annoying.
Oh while all this is happening Heidi is still in Colorado skiing with her mom and looking kinda cute in various puffy jackets. She has a heart to heart about Spence with her mom and the bottom line is she tells her to dump him and start over. Right on! Later on Spencer actually shows up at Heidi's parent's house and her dads like wtf are you doing here. He looks really shitty with his blonde scruff and I really wish the parents had just kicked him out. Heidi is NOT happy he is there and barely speaks with him.
Once again- Paris. The girls go out again with the French dudes, this time to a fancier place. Lauren only brought *gasp* pencil skirts (!) so she decides to SHORTEN HER COUTURE DRESS herself. This has bad idea written allll over it. Anwyay they go out, this time bringing along one the escorts and the french guy who likes Lauren looks really bummed out. iz that your new best friend? he askes Lauren and she's like um no. As L and W are leaving, French dude runs behind them and grabs Lauren, and then demands a keess goodbye. She awkwardly kisses him on both cheecks and the girls walk away. Back at the hotel Lauren is taking out the seam she put in the dress and all is looking well until she finds some nasty stains all over it? She freaks out and discovers her CURLING IRON is still on! Um fire hazard. She doesnt even turn it off and Whitney's all curling irons do that? Laurens like um duh its fabric it burned it. Idiot. Whitney calmly calls the guy at Alberta Ferreti and he agrees to give Lauren a new dress.
At the ball the girls are given jobs and its kinda boring. Lauren goes out with french dude on his vespa after and they drive around until he brings her home. No makeout or anything. boring.

In CO, Heidi and Spencer have about their relationship in front of her parents, and then again alone and Spence is like should we break up? and Heidis like i donnnt know. So basically they leave it the same as before and Heidi tells SPencer to leave her alone until she gets back. What about her job, doesnt she have to go back for that? Oh yeah, it's not real.

Whitney and Lauren are on their way back to LA, and Whitneys admits that its probably time for her to find a new (Real) job styling instead of wasting her time at Teen Vogue.
OK enough of this- next week- back in LA where Lauren meets BrHOEdy's new GF!