Dolly World

American Idol

Ryan plays a lame April Fools joke on everyone.  It's Dolly Parton night, and I try but I really can't get excited for it cause I don't know any of her songs.  I'm not against country music, but I just don't know about this.  I wish the theme was country in general instead of just Dolly songs. 

Text from Elise K: "These songs are gay."

Brooke- looks pretty as usual. compliments Paula's hair.  Not bad, don't really like the song, but she sounds good

David C- gives props to all the people he covers. Weird song but he also sounded good- I'm a fan and I like his style.

Ramiele- better outfit, still weird though. She was better than last week, i didn't hate it.  Or as Randy said, I'm not mad at her (I guess he gets mad at the contestants when they suck- as do i). simon thought it was forgettable and cruise-ship worthy. she looks kinda not excited to be there.  Maybe she knows she isn't good enough.

Jason's up! And apparently he has a stalker.  Singing Traveling Thru.  I thought he sounded great and it was the perfect song for him.  Upbeat but cool and I loved it.   Simon didn't like it and I totally disagreed with him- I think this is one of Jason's best performances.  

Next is Carly. She sounds really good, but this song is hella boring.  Until end, which was great.  Paula thinks it was glorious- which i disagree with, but it was pretty good.  SNAP Simon disses Carly's wardrobe- I think his attention should be steered toward Ramiele's tragic attempts at looking trendy.  I don't think there's anything wrong with the way Carly dresses (the red pants aren't my fave but i did like her dress last week).  Yes! I had to rewind it but I finally caught a glimpse of face tattoo! Now thats hot.

David A is up singing Smoky Mountain Memories and Dolly looooves him, I bet she feels he's the grandson she never had.  Suit jackets back, but the collars popped up! I mean it's good, but also kinda boring but he gets reeally into it towards the end and it gets better.  Paula uses the word glorious again and Simon says it was on the money.  Eh I'm not that convinced I still think he's trying a little too hard. 

KLC is up.  When i heard the song was called coat of many colors i thought it was the song from Joseph ( i wish) but apparently its not.  There is an Andrew Lloyd Webber night coming, hope there;s a song from that show! Anyway KLC looks pretty and isn't bad, I like her dress.  She seems kinda disconnected from the song though and overall pretty snooze-worthy.

Of course Sayesha is singing I Will Always Love You. Her hair is really weird.  I mean it's not bad, but it can't really compare and I think the judges will call her out on it. Wow long note.  Yeah Simon agrees with me- good, but not fantastic version of the song.  

MJ closes the show and ooh he's wearing a suit, but with a weird scarf-y thing.  He would look way better if he took it off.  I think he sounds good- I like his voice and style.  He's also standing kinda weird and crouchy, but I don't care bc i loved his performance.  

Tops:

Michael

Jason

Brooke

Bottom:

Ramiele

Sayesha

Kristy