Andrew and Spike are really sad that their bf (best friend/boyfriend?) Mark was kicked off.
Apparently this is the first time 4 women have made it that far. How many people are left? I guess not that many, I forgot.
Quickfire:
No guest, just judge Tom. No more immunity for winning a qf. Challenge: fork and spoon, two teams. Oh no Spike and Andrew are separated, sad day for them.
1st chall- relay race, which they did last year. Need to peel 5 oranges, do something to artichokes, clean some fish and make mayonaise. SICK. I hate fish and mayo. Nikki apparently doesnt know how to make mayo but is doing it (?). And go. Lisa is shaking like crazy but still going a lot faster than Ant, who'se being more careful, but hella slow.
Lisa finishes first and Spike turns artichokes (no idea what that means).
Andrew starts doing his thing to the artichokes and is speedy gonzales with it. Spike breaks his and falls behind. They finish like at the same exact time. EW THAT FISH IS HUGE AND GROSS. They are hacking it up and I'm totally grossed out. Dale and Rich finish witht he fish at the same time too. Mayo time, I actually don't know whats in mayo and its just like eggs and stuff, but I still hate it. Nikki is like oh this is so hard but Stephanie is killing it and finishes first. As Dale said earlier, why is Nikki still there? I dont know. Dale flips out and punches a locker. Ouch.
Elimination Challenge:
Pad says they aren't doing restaurant wars this year (um ok) and this year they are doing a wedding challenge. But like the point of this show is not to be a caterer, everyone wants to open a restaurant, so this seems kinda weird. Corey and JP are the couple, and they chefs have to cook for their restaurant (one team cooks for the brides taste and one for the groom). Richies team chooses the bride and the other team gets the guy. Total budget is $5000 and they have to work for the night. Andrew is like freaking out and have convulsions and possibly withdrawal and says something about having a boner.
Groom- likes Italian food and Nikki is probs like I should marry this dude and phew cause I can only do Italian food.
The bride likes pasta and pizza and Southern shit, and Richards like omg I'm from the South too. What are the odds. Also the groom has more sophisticated taste?
Debates about menu, too much to get into. Nikkis takes the lead for her team (Dale, Lisa and Spike) and instantly is at odds with Dale whose being really cranky and totally hates his team.
Other team is Ant, Steph, Andrew and Rich btw. They go to Restaurant Depot and load up these flat bed things. Verizon phone plug in Whole Foods, double plug.
Cooking time and there's a lot of food listed on the tv that i can't write down. Lots of meat (duh) and cake. Like giants hunks of meat. Nikkis being annoying and like doesn't know what to do when her team asks her questions and calls her ms italiano. Dale is so full of himself but doesn't even know what dish he made when Tommy asks him.
Dramatic music starts playing and Dale is like doing all this shit and apparently not doing it v well so Spike sees that and decides he wants to do one thing really well.
Nikki is doing pasta (shocker) cause that's all she can do. There's some controversy about ragu and Nik and Lis start talking shit about Dale, who's apparently "not a team player"
Everyone starts to go crazy in their own little way from lack of sleep.
Chef T calls Lisas cake ugly.
Steph transports her wedding cake in peices and they bring everything to the wedding whilst trying to stay awake.
Wedding time! judge top pastry chef is chicago. Game Time.
It's kinda weird that they serve pizza at a wedding as the appetizer but the bride likes em and so do the guests.
The bread that Dale made is really hard and no can eat it- too messy.
Dinnertime: It's a buffet for dinner, which also seems kinda weird. Ant says that Andrew is not allowed to talks to guests. ha. Nikki is still complaining- shut up. Also Dale. Yumm the brisket looks good and everyone likes it. Nikkis got like tinted purple glasses on that look ridiculous.
All the guests seem to like the brides buffett a lot better.
Stephanies cake looked really good and they like the grooms choco cake too.
The brides team won and the winner is Richard, who gives it to Stephanie fo making te cake and wins a $2000 gift certficate to crate and barrel and says she wants to shar it with Richie (awww sweetness).
Losing team goes in. Nikki says she wasn't the team leader, um what? The judges exchange glances, like obvi shes saying that because she doesn't want to get kicked off. Dale is like having a meltdown and Spike is encouraging him to let it all out and they start fighting and Spike calls him a little bitch. This is the dumbest fight.
And Nikki finally (rightfully) gets told to leave.
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