Cat has some sexy beach hair and a grandma couch dress. Judges today are 80s dressed Mia and Mary, and Nigel.
Thriller?
Chelsea and Mark are up first with a salsa dance and the rehearsals are back to being a little longer. The dance is pretty hot despite Marks cut down to there jumpsuit and includes a cool move where Mark swings Chelsea back and forth through his legs. Nigel says that it was terrific although Mark should have loosened up his upper body a bit. He says Chelsea was tremendous and makes a creepy comment about her sexy cut-out dress. Gross he's old enough to be her dad. Mary says it worked for her despite some issues with Mark, but says Chels was phenomenal. Mia also hits on Chelsea and calls the routine smoking hot, but there's something awkward about Mark, but he's a star. Why is she wearing a top hat and giant sweater? Just wondering.
Comfort and Thayne are up next with a hip-hop dance. I smell disaster for Thayne. NapTab are doing this routine, and Comfort is so excited to do her own genre, she better kill it or you know they are the next to go. Thayne, just no. He can't really pull it off. It's kind of a slow number and I don't think realy shows off Comforts hip hop skills. Oh at one point Thayne like grabs her boob and they kind of dance on top of each other. I didn't love this, I wanted to sit a more exciting routine for Comfort. Nigel says that Comfort didn't relate to Thayne except for the beginning and the end. He didn't see what they added to the routine. Mary says they weren't connected even though she liked some of it. Comfort looks so sad, I feel bad she got two "vanilla" partners holding her back. Mia liked it a little more, but still said the connection was lacking. She defends Comfort but says she's losing her faith in her. Ditto for Thayne.
Ghetto Thayne... Not so much
Jessica and Will are up with a Tyce Diorio contemporary routine. Tyce says the piece is about the garden of Eden but there's no specific story. Jessica is pretty annoying. shut up and dance. OK shirtless Will is back. Ok and pantless. Theres lots of intertwinedness of their bodies but Im v distracted by Will's hot pants. It;s very interesting since theres like pretty much no music, and it's also kind of sexual, or erotic, as Nigel says creepily. Will was incredible, as Nigel says, and that its been difficult for Jessica to keep up with him, but she's doing it now. I think Jess is this season's come from behind dancer. Mary is all hot and bothered by it and calls it one of the most amazing pieces she's seen on the show. Mia tells a story about Tyce being at her house and the music and that it was amazing.
Is this a family show or r-rated??
Next up is Courtney and Gev with a cha-cha. WITH ANYA AND PASHA!!! Oh Pasha....
MISS YOU!!!
They are dancing to Rihanna and there;s flashing lights and gold sequins everywhere. Gevs shirt is also all the way open and the number was pretty hot. I really liked this one- sexy and they both danced really well. Nigel calls Courtney as sexy as Anya and Gev brilliant. Not technically great, and he compares his lip pursing to Mick Jagger. They do have a good connection too. Gev looks really pained when Nigel mentions them splitting up, aw unrequitting love.
Here comes a Mary scream! I knew when she paused to gather her breathe. She says it was hot, even though like Nige said, it wasn't technically perfect. ANd don't worry... there on the HOT TAMALE TRAIN. I think she just made Nigel deaf.
Mia says that is was fabulosity at its best. She is being really nice tonight. She also says they arent the best dancers on the show but the performance factor was great and Courtney is growing on her and improving every week.
And we learn that Gev shaved his chest for this routine and Courtney is really happy about it... ok good to know now enough.
Next is Kher and Twitch krumping to a L'il C routine. Kher looks really confused and L'il C kinda looks like Twitch with longer hair. Are they related? There's a lot of leather going on here which kind of looks uncomfortable to dance in. Kher seems to be holding her own and Twitch is pretty good. Nigel makes a constipated looking face and calls them 50 cent and Miley Cyrus, but in reality Kher did a great job and she had an honesty to it which was important. But he says the last 16 bars she lost it, the energy, the steps etc. Mary says this is the first time she believes in krump and it was fantastic. Mia says it was dirty and disgusting and stank and wtf does buck mean?? I guess she's being ironic cause she loved ti and says Twitch served gangster on a platter (ok). She says Kher was just as gross (wahoo) abut she got tired but still, awesome.
Joshua and Katee are next with a waltz, which are always really boring to me. Josh is supposed to be a ghost and Katee can feel him but not see him and there are a lot of lifts. They are dancing to Iris by the goo goo dolls. I like when they dance boring dances to more modern music, it makes it more interesting. They are perfectly in sync and its really nice and a lot cooler than I thought. Nigel says Josh was too bouncey and not as flowy as he should have but overall v good and Katee was beautiful. Mary says all the lifts were great but the execution wasn't that good. It was too choppy and needed to glide more, and as a whole it was just ok. Mia feels the same way about Josh, that it was kind of clumsy. She also says that Katee was meant to be a dancer and her journey is just beginning, oh tear Mia get it together.
Chelsea and Mark are up with their second dance, a broadway number with Tyce. He says its a sexy bluesy routine and Mark is wearing another low cut American Apparel v-neck. Chelsea looks really pretty and it is a pretty sexy dance. Marks suspenders kind of trip him up but overall its really good. Nigel calls it really hot and keeps talking about Chelsea's legs. Mary lets out some more yells and loves how committed Chelsea was when she manhandled Mark's head. Mia says it worked and was a success but showed Mark's lack of technique and training. What does she have against him, she's always ragging on him? She wanted to see more movement from Chelsea (what?) I just don't understand Mia's criticism sometimes.
Comfort and Thayne are doing a contemporary routine with Mandy Moore who says its a really difficult routine. I thought it was really good, they drag each other around and twist around each other and I liked it. Nigel obvi didn't, and said he thought he wished another couple should've danced it cause the choreography was so good. Whoah extra burn to them. Mary didn't think it was believable. I just think they would rip on them no matter what since they are clearly the worst couple, even though i don't think they were that bad. Mia also says the dance was great, but Comfort didn't have the technique and again connection wasn't there. We get it they aren't a good couple, what else can they do.
Jessica and Will are next with a quickstep (snooze, why even keep this style on the show?) Even Cat says its the most dreaded routine of the show. No pressure or anything. Will does some super fast flips to start off, and Jessica does a slow one. She is also wearing like a prairie dress. OK well the routine is as expected, boring but Will is way better than Jess, esp this move at the end with a kick spin and crawl across the floor to kiss Jessica on the cheek. Nigel thought the tricks and performance were fantastic, but the actual quicksteps part were meh. Mary says the same thing but also disses Will's ill-fitting jacket, which as we know, isn't his fault. Mia is sad because she thought Jessica got better, but she went back to her old sucky self and says Will looks tired of carrying her and that he needs a new partner. Woah diss to Jess. Will is so classy and is nice to Jess. I would really like to see him dancing with someone new but I don't think Jessica is that bad.
Courtney and Gev are up with a Mandy Moore jazz routine. They are 2 people lost in the jungle and there's a map as a prop. They are wearing safari outfits and its really cool with lifts and tricks from Gev. I liked it alot- very entertaining. Nigel says it was fun, but kind of cotton candy-ish with no substance. Mary says she doesn't feel the same way and it was rough and raw and tore it up (I agree with her). She is nuts though. Had to be said. She says it took a lot of strength to do some of those moves and it was pure entertainment. Mia says they had a great night and it was performed well and everything. She says they are one of her top couples of the night. I do like Gev alot, but I don't care for Courtney as much, although she was pretty good tonight.
Next is Kherington and Twitch with a smooth (read: boring) tango. Maybe not though, cause it seems to be a "fighting" tango. I think fight-dancing is cool, so I have hopes for this. It starts off like a normal tango, then they start the fighting part and it's ok, but not as dramatic as I thought. They both danced really well I thought, although it was a little too slow.
Nigel says it wasn't honest for him from Twitch and it was too uncomfortable for him. The steps weren't quite right and it wasn't as good as Twitch usually is. He says there was no passion from Kher. Mary says she loved the beginning and the end, but not the in between part. Mia says dance is powerful not so much bc of the steps but bc of the personality, and Twitchington weren't very committed in this dance. Do i smell bottom three shock for these two? Maybe that would be ok to get them to step it up a little, cause I still love them both.
Last is Josh and Katee doing a Bollywood routine (cool!), the first on this show. There are new choreographers teaching them the Indian style dance. This is a very cool idea to do this kind of dance, so I hope its good! It is very fast-paced and fun and I loved it! I think they did a great job and it was awesome. Nigel says its fantastic to see this dance and says it was similar to hip hop in certain parts, which I thought too. I think they should do more cultural dances on this show, they are so interesting. Katee does look really cool in that outfit. Mary says something about heart and soul that doesnt really make sense, but says they are stars and compliments their strength. They are back on the hot tamale train and the vindaloo express. Mia says Katee needs to dress like that every day, ha. It is awesome to have world dance on this show- more please!
Top:
Katee and Josh bollywood
Jessica and Will modern
Courtney and Gev chacha
Bottom:
Comfort and Thayne (both)
Kher and Twitch tango
Jessica and Will quickstep
Predict: Thayne and Comfort byebye!
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