Gossip Girl Roundup

It's been awhile, here's a quick character/plot update:

Jenny: got a terrible terrible make-over type thing. Mullet-y hair, racoon eyes and a sudden affinity for leather biker jackets and dancing in her underwear. Also for staging "guerilla" fashion shows with her bff model agnes (who doesnt really seem that tall or modell-y to me) at Lily's charity event. Rufus subsequently flips out at this (although Lily surprisingly liked it- how?) and she then runs away from home. Cliffhanger- where is she going, do we care?

Nate: moved in the with the Humphreys and developed a sudden affinity for Jenny, out of nowhere. They proceeded to make out twice, which kind of creeps everyone out since in real life he's 8 years older than her (she's 15).

Dan: Still annoying, still trying to be "friends" with Serena. Bromance with Nate suffers a setback when he finds out he's macking on his little sis and he's not happy about it. Also tries to give Blair advice about Chuck but it blows up in their faces.

Serena: also still kinda annoying and also still dressing REALLY slutty. what is up with that? Anyway she met a cutish/wannabe hipster guy at Rufus's gallery and apparently went to camp with him years ago. he asked her out but she keeps getting disheartened by the seeming flock of girlfriends/friends/lovers.

Blair: still awesome. her and Chuck realized they like the game too much to become a "couple" (why they can't still be doing it is a mystery to me). Blair is also still trying to get into Yale, and gets tricked by Serena into babysitting the deans friends daughter. Hijinx ensue when the girl runs away to "cash in her v-card" as gossip girl is apt to say. in the end Blair gets in the good graces of the deans friend and is seemingly in at Yale.

Vanessa: still hate her. she gets upset seeing Jenny and Nate together (understandable i guess) but is still REALLY annoying.

And that's what I got.