The finale is finally here and after a so-so season, we will find out which David will mostly likely cry and have to sing a lame song.
We start out dramatic again and then we go to reporting from the hometowns, where they picked the randomest former contestants to report (Mikayla Gordon and Matt Rodgers?). Anwyay....
Yes I love when they combine sytycd in AI. The idols and co are decked out in white outfits and are apparently paying homage to the swaying hands we've seen all season as thats their choreography. They sing Get Ready Here I Come. The dancing is awesome (from the sytycd'ers, not so much the idols)
D. Cook comes down the stairs singing Nickleback and Archie joins him and its kinda awkward and Cook is deffo better and stands out more. Archie does not know what hes singing. This is totally Cooks song.
OK now theres a plug for that Mike Myers movie about a guru? Random. The Davids go to a screening of the movie, which looks like Austin Powers in India? Now Mike/Guru is talking to the Davids. It's kind of funny, but also a waste of time. It's going on for a really long time .
Syesha is singing with a "special guest". She looks really pretty with wavy hair and oooh its Seal! He's pretty awesome, good job idol.
Next up is Jason singing Hallelujah again. All I can say is YAY. Oh I forgot how cute he is. wow he's really into it and its pretty good.
Cheesy music video time, can't be without one I guess. Oh its a combination of all them, or I think behind the scenes?
Now Ryan gives the Davids hybrid cars (is Archie old enough to drive?) Yes he does, as Ryan asks him.
Now its the girlies time singing some Donna Summer in a red outfits. Oh Amanda looks so uncomfortable. Kristy is back in her beloved rhinestones. Amanda kinda sounds like a man and its really awkward. Oh Carly I miss you, she's pretty rocking singing Hot Stuff.
Oh yes dancers. Now Donna herself comes out and apparently she has a new single, I guess called STAMP (she nicely spells it out for us) who knew? How old is she? She looks pretty good and is rocking a rhinestone studded microphone. Now she's doing some of her classics, like Last Dance and Syesha comes out and boogies next to her and sings (hey why does she get to sing with 2 guests?) Haha Amanda looks sooo pissed, its great.
Next up is Carly and Michael (!) singing The Letter. Carly looks hot in a studded mini dress. Michael is looking sharp in a tuxedo jacket with black t-shirt underneath. At least he's not wearing a scarf. They sound good together, I like this duet. Despite the fact that MJ is bobbing around a lot.
Jimmy Kimmel is back- ehhh, waste of time, he wasn't that funny. Crack about sanjaya, cut to him oh god i do not miss him. OK that wasn't so long.
Top 6 guys are singing Summer of 69. Oh I totally forgot about David H. MJ was awesome on the intro. Hey Chickeze. Now the 2 remaining Davids walk down the stairs slowly and the song turns into a ballad, Heaven. I think Archie sang this once? Ha he looks so little standing in between Jason and Cook. And Oh I get it, cause Bryan Adams is there! I don't think I've ever actually seen him. It's ok.
Cook is now singing with ZZ Top. Hmmm you would've thought they couldve got Our Lady Peace or one of his favorite alterna pop bands? I wouldn't think they'd be too hard to get. Oh well ZZ Top is crazy looking with all those beards and Cookie in the middle, its kinda funny. I don't really like this song though it's kinda boring. Lots of guitar playing, weird knee dancing.
Nash from Crosby Stills Nash and Young is singing with Brooke White (they couldn't get Carly Simon?) But this is cool- totally her style. Sad Jason lasted longer than her but didn't get a guest. I hope Brooke puts out an album, I like her style a lot.
Haha the Jonas Brothers now- Archie's bffs/classmates? But so much cooler looking than him, I mean the middle one is wearing a shiny silver suit with the sleeves rolled up. Arch could never pull that off.
Bad audition flashbacks. Oh best friends forever dude, that was dumb.
One Republic performing, I like them a lot. Archie is comes out and sings with them. I had thought it would be cool if someone sang this song on the show. Actually Little D sounds good singing this song. I dug that.
Jordin Sparks in the house, wearing a boxy shiny gold dress that is really unflattering. She's been looking good lately but this dress is uggo. Is this her song? It's kind of 90s-esque sounding. And aww cut to Blake in the audience mouthing the words with her. Cute.
It;s Ben Stiller, Jack Black and ? "auditioning" for Gladys Knight. Whose that last guy? Robert Downy Jr? Why? Weird.
Now its Carrie Underwood in white suit/wedding dress train thing thats connected at both sleeves? She's awesome but that outfit, no.
Oh cool song. The female idols are singing Faith, which I always wanted someone to sing on this show. Guys turn, all looking quite dapper in black suits. Is George Michael gonna come out now? Yup. I've figured out this show.
So this is it. Davids x2 are standing there in matching jeans, white shirts and black jackets. Last (pointless) words from the judges. Simon says he was wrong last night and should give Cook more credit and that he doesn't care who wins and will be happen with both. GO COOK!!!!
And the winner is.....
DAVID COOK!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What song is this? huh? This is gonna be his single? Lame. But still, yay for Cookie!
And I'm out.
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