Anyway, summer is winding down and most of the gang is in the Hamptons.
We see Nate is making out with some lady in a car and apparently him and Serena were "a couple" over the summer, to cover for his affair with the married lady.
Blair comes back from Europe with a new boytoy, and kisses him in front of Chuck to make him jealous. Sitting by the pool, B and S discuss James, B's guy but it's clear B is just using him. Chuck seems pissed off, which makes no sense since he's the one that ditched Blair in the first place. Whatevs we'll see how this plays out.
Back in the city, Jenny is at her internship with Eleanor Waldorf designs, where it seems she is treated as crappy as every other intern, but she has the balls to bring her own design to work and unsuccessfully tries to get some important head lady to wear it to the white party in the Hamptons.
Dan got an job working for an author but was supposed to write an essay as his assignment. He seems to have writers block, and the reason is his unresolved feelings for Serena. He also is seen making out with some hoe right before some other chick comes up to him all giggly and like our date! Apparently Dan has turned into a major player this summer.
However, due to the writers block thing, he decides to hightail it to the Hamptons and see her. Sounds like a great idea Danny, no drama will occur there.
Blair has convinced Serena to go out with a lifeguard and while they are in his camaro (um so lame), Nate comes crashing into them in his boxers. He was getting it on with the married lady when her husband, gasp, comes homes early. Riiight, no one will see him running down the street in his undies and not be suspicious.
Blair, her bf, Chuck, Eric and Grandma VDW are having lunch in the garden and Chuck is trying to show up the boytoy, James. Things get awkward when Chuck sees the heart on James's sleeve that B gave him and runs away. Blair runs after him and they have a chat. James's is pretty cute actually. Blair rips off the heart when she gets back and says it must have gotten caught on his sleeve by accident.
OK party time! Serena, wearing what looks like a wedding dress with awesome hair, is there with Nate, who wanted to scope out married lady's husband and make her jealous. Blair is there with James and Jenny is there with Eric, who she called up for the favor. Dan shows up at Serena's house and her grandma is apparently all nice and sweet now and tells Dan to go with her to the party. He arrives just in time to see Serena and Nate making out in front of ML and her hubby. Duh. He gets all huffy about it, but 5 seconds later both of his girls confront him and pour multi-colored drinks on his suit. Serena and him have a good laugh about their respective slutiness and make up/out.
James realizes Blair was just using him to make Chuck jealous and calls her out on it. She tries to apologize and calls him boring. He responds with the best line of the night..."actually, I'm British and a lord". Blair is all heey and he tells her he liked it that she was honest and they walk off hand in hand. That was a surprise, since it totally seemed like he was going to be all, actually I'm a waiter from the bad side of town and have no money but it was quite the opposite. Good one guys.
Chuck tearfully tells Blair right before she's supposed to leave with Lordy that he got scared and that she shouldn't leave with him because he doesn't want her to. She says all he needs to do is say he loves her and she won't. He can't get the words out and she gets in the car with the cute, rich, british lord (good choice, B). Apparently the guys in this show (Chuck and Dan) think they are the victims even though they are the ones that totally were the jerks to the girls (making out with other girls, abandoning them in Europe, both).
Serena and Dan meet up on the beach and its all romantic and crap and omg yay they are back together ahh most boring couple ever.
Nate's lovah leaves him a note to meet up in the city so she can be a dirty whore there too and Jenny turns down Tinsely Mortimer's offer to help her find a new internship and decides to stick with the bitchy lady at her old one. Her dress is kind of cute, but also kind of eh.
And there you have it! No sign of Vanessa (thank god) and minimal parental scenes.
Our gang is getting into all kinds of trouble and hopefully there will be less tears and more sex coming up!
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